Presidents Day started the morning off with an audio recording of President Johnson on the phone with a taylor ordering clothes. Check out the clip at Paulandyoungron.com, it is hilarious. This is your chance to hear a sitting president talk about where his nuts hang and his bunghole.

And the "DEE DEE DEE" award goes to...(i'll leave his name out of this, you'll have to hunt it down on the podcasts if you care that much) out of all the guys scheduled to do the trip only one managed to not show up. Well, not so much not show up as much as it was he went to the wrong radio station. Paul only knows that he went to the wrong radio station because the guy had his mother email Paul. Apparently this guy thinks Paul is a loser as well and would just be sitting at home in case someone emailed to say they were lost. However, he'd be wrong...not only is Paul not a loser, but he took care of business valentines day with the wife, and almost a former classmate who wanted to know "how married he really was". Paul has dubbed this dude the BIGGEST LOSER OF THEM ALL.

The guys got a thank you package from the event they did at Bitfest from this chick Lisa who was their contact there. She wanted to thank them for the evening and sent them a case of wine. She said FedEx delivered the package last week. I'm assuming she got curious why she wouldn't get a thank you for that, because i'd think she is entitled to that. But the reason no one on the show thanked her was because no one on the show got the wine. Our favorite loveable homo apparently stold the box of wine. Now, we all know that OMG, Toast and Ron are more of a booze/beer group, but Paul, however, IS a wine drinker so you know he's pissed. 12 bottles of wine were deliverd, they got NONE. Shame shame Steve...SDJ told me about you, but i didn't believe it.

BRING BACK THE RAT. Paul wants to bring the rat back to Panthers hockey. He would like to get OMG in a rat suit that Stanley C. Panther can beat the crap out of before the game. I personally am all for bringing the rat back. Yes i understand that it makes the game longer due to clean up, and i understand air time is expensive, but as for the fans that actually go to the game it is so much more energizing. The place was crazy back then. Not sure if it was just a new team and had nothing to do with the rat at all. But we can find out by bringing it back. If the seats start selling out again then keep the rat. If after a couple of months if nothing changes then take the rat away. I'm not an NHL team owner, so i cant say for sure, but i'm pretty sure that a sold out stadium is worth another 20 minutes of air time. Even if they just had a "Rat Day". Like every Wednesday night is Rat night or something. BRING BACK THE RAT.

I'm not going to get into the whole story about Ron's incest story cause it makes me feel kinda icky. But i'll give you the short version and if you wanna hear the rest go to the podcast for tuesday 2/17/09 10am. Ron...his sister...she said Ron sexually abused her...Ron says he didn't.

My name is Dale, and I'm a PnYR addict,

thanks for sharing

dale adelman

I wanted to write about the Craigslist challenge that was on last weeks show on Wednesday for the people that missed it. It was a very funny bit. But i have been so stupid busy, i hope you don't mind me flashing back a few days.

The Contest goes like this. Each person on the show will place a personal ad on Craigslist and whoever gets the first call wins the contest. There's no actual prize, just braggin rights. They will all be listed in the same city not in Florida. All listings must include their real photo. Who is the real hunk in this group???

So every morning I watch the show online and chill in the PnYR TV chat room with some really great people...if you don't watch online because you don't really care about seeing the show over listening to it, then do it just to BS with us in the chat...you know your spending half your morning just trying to find a way to avoid doing any real work anyway, so just do what we do...we all have jobs and almost none of us do em. But i digress, back on point...while i'm chillin with these PnYR fans one of them (thank you RonsTaint) found the ads of the guys. I posted them on the myspace site but some have been yanked, but i printed them and here are the transcripts of what each ad was.

I'm going to give them to you in a random order, so if you did not hear the show try to guess which belongs to who...

add one
SEX TIGER 69-M4W-25
sexy male from out of town on the prowl for a woman with a heartbeat...for single night of fun ;)
show me what this city is all about
sex,sex,sex,sex,sex...................sex
call me now!! nine five four-etc, etc...

add two
FORMER NFL LINEMAN LOOKING FOR FUN......TODAY!-M4W
Hi, I just flew into town today; have meetings early, but looking for company later, NICE DINNER, GOOD BOTTLE OF WINE, and whatever....
I'm in town all the time but don't know anybody.....even though I'm famous I'M LONELY-
Call me, I'm waiting in my downtown penthouse hotel room
Cant wait to meet you.....nine five four-etc, etc...
TED #77 VIKINGS

add three
PROFESSIONAL WEALTHY ATHLETIC NSA-M4W-28
Professional weatlhy athletic nsa 28
Im in town for business throughout the week
I enjoy great dinner's fine wine, and expensive scotch
I am very adventurous in the bedroom and ready for your sensual touch
Call me I'm waiting for you in my top floor apartment, nine five four-etc, etc
I can't wait to meet you-Joseph

add four
BLACK LOVE WANTED-M4W
Hey boo! Tad bit lonely.....middle aged White m.
Looking for first time erotic encounter with ebony smooth girl
Lets enjoy one another via naked sensual massage. Must have patience. GET IN TOUCH SOON.
I cant wait to get freaky with you baby.
nine five four-etc, etc

add five
LONG TOUNGE LOVER-M4W

WAITING FOR NAUGHTY GIRLS NOW!! FIT GUY IN TOWN FOR THE NEXT FEW DAYS ONLY LOOKING FOR WOMAN OF ANY SHAPE OR SIZE.

MAKE YOU SHIVER, MAKE YOU QUIVER. VISIT ME IN HOTEL NOW.
YOUR HUNGRY MAN DINNER IS GETTING HOT! LET ME PEEL BACK YOUR FOIL AND ENJOY YOUR APPLE BETTY.

CALL NINE FIVE FOUR ETC, ETC,

just as a spoiler alert at the end of this entry i will put the list of who is who.

So anyway, the ads get posted.

The first response is an email that is for Steve and it says "Hey that sounded sexy, i'm totally interested in hearing a bit more and find out what you are all about. I am interested in people whore are dnd free."

Rules states it must be first caller. Steve's email is disqualified.

Next off we got a call for Paul and it goes like this...

pc "hello?"
caller "hello, this is wierd, i'm lookin for Ted #77"
pc "yeah, how you doin, this is Ted"
caller "of the vikings?"
pc "this is ted."
caller "hey ted"
pc "who is this?"
caller "keith"
pc "heh, ah, you saw me on craigslist?"
caller "yes i did, this is very wierd, i..i'm like hearing stuff."
pc "what're you hearing?"
caller "like other people talking"
pc "wh...oh when your on hold?"
caller "i don't know what i was on..."
pc "yea..."
caller "...i was hoping to be on you."
pc "nah, uh, hehehe, my uh secretary uh put you on hold here, uhm, why, i uhm, im uhm ah, loooking for women, buddy."
caller "hmm."
pc "thats what m4w stands for."
caller "i was just hoping maybe i can mayby change it the other way, i don't know."
pc "what city are you in?"
caller "oh, a little place called philly."
pc "yeah, paul and ron listener are you?"
caller "yeah, i am."

everyone starts cracking up but once again...disqualified.

Next call comes in for paul again and goes like this...

pc "hello? hello?"
caller "hello"
pc "hey, yeah, it's Ted"
caller "how are ya?"
pc "who's this?"
caller "david"
pc "you just email me?"
caller "yeah"
pc "ok, how, uh, i'm a little apprehensive..."
caller "ok"
pc "...because of what you wrote, but yet i'm intrigued you can understand."
caller "sure, sure, have you...done anything like this before?"
pc "not that anyone knows about heh"
caller (chuckles)
pc "you know what i mean, ah, just, well i mean, when your in the locker room on an nfl team..."
caller "yeah, things sometimes happen"
pc "well, your around guys, you know, it's, it just happens"
caller "right, right, right"
pc "uhm"
caller "uhm"
pc "but i l'm, but i'm...
caller "well, i'm real discreet"
pc "but i'm, i like girls, but yet... what do you look like?"
caller "i'm 5-9 160"
pc "oh, so your thin and your sorta...
caller "pardon me"
pc "nah, i'm just tryin to picture ya"
caller "i'm, you know, i'm lean, ah, i'm real clean cut."
pc "so we drinking tonight? er, maybe just, can we just start as, like a have a drink and maybe see a m..."
caller "oh, absolutely"
pc "cause i don't wanna just, ah, eh, come to your hotel room and just start pounding you"
caller "no,no, no, i wouldn't be into that either"
pc "all right, maybe, maybe catch Milk? or somethin, i'm just gonna see a movie or something"
caller "yeah, thats cool, i've actually been wanting to see that"
pc "yeah, i've been dying to see it too. cause really, i mean, talk about oppresion"
caller "right,exactly,exactly"
pc "obama then milk"
caller 'pardon me?"
pc "well, uhm, are you downtown?"
caller "yeah, i am, i am. where are you?"
pc "oh, i'm, jeeze, i don't know the city that well, i'm not here all that much, but im at the, the Hyatt regency"
caller "ahhh, where's the hyatt regency?"
pc "it's by the, i can see the liberty bell."
caller "oh, ok, i know where that is. uhm so where are you from out of town?"
pc "yeah, yeah, i live in ahh, uhm, just out side of minnesota. if i sound nervous i am"
caller "hey, i'm a very discreet guy"
pc "are you married?"
caller "yeah"
pc "to a, to a, gal?"
caller "oh yeah"
pc "wow"
caller "how about you"
pc "see, ive been living this lie for just so many years its just the first time i've been able to speak to anybody."
caller "yeah, how about you, you married?"
pc "oh yeah."
caller "yeah. tell me about your looks and build"
pc "well, i'm a, now, i was alot bigger when i was playing...i'm 6-5 270."
caller "wow"
pc "yeah, i just got done, uh, i just got done running"
caller "ok"
pc "so im kinda sweaty right now in a towel. your not a...I don't know much about what, what, we would do but you don't do all that fisting stuff do ya?"
caller "no, no, nothing like that"
pc "k, i don't know, i read about it in a magazine and saw it in a couple of movies. i rent em, sometimes in the hotel room, you know, you rent the movies. the i see something and i'm intrigued by it, like on queer as fold, you know..."
caller "yeah"
pc "...i wanna act on it, i don't act on it, then i get nervous, then i spit it out"
caller "yeah, it would be painful"
pc "it's painful? so just, we just hold each other?"
caller "yeah, yeah, you know, maybe grind and a few things like that"
pc "whoo....it's getting hot in here and it's 8 degrees out"
caller "yeah"
pc "alright, a, god, i don't know what to do"
caller "whats your day like?"
pc "well, oh god i got like 10 meetings, but i'll be done about 4 o'clock."
caller "yeah, i'm actually done...i got a 3:30 downtown that i'll be done with around 5 or so. uhm, do you wanna just set a place to meet, or...?"
pc "under the liberty bell"
caller "hahahaha"
pc "it'll be just like that movie you know"
caller "yeah"
pc "whats that movie? we can meet at the top of the empire state building..."
caller "oh yeah"
pc " if your there same time next year, you got mail, i dont know"
caller "yeah, right, something, sleepless in seattle or something"
pc "thats it...uh...i don't know....is there a way to co..how do i contact you, can i just shoot you an email later?"
caller "yeah, that'll be fine"
pc "i'm a i'm just nervous, i'm feeling pressured here."
caller "no,no,no,no,no...it's a...yeah, if you wanna send me an email later"
pc "alright, i'll shoot you an email later and we'll get together later this afternoon, alright?"
caller "ok, i uh, i'm gonna be, either send it to me before say like 3 or after 5.

Leave Phelps alone...so he smokes pot. Dude has 14 gold medals and holds 7 world records for swimming, if he wants to smoke a bowl in the privacy of his own home or at a party with his buddies then he doesn't owe us any explination other then who is the idiot that he let photograph him. The only thing he did wrong here was allow us to see him smoke. By the way, very nice bong buddy. Owning a small head shop I coulda gotten that for you wholesale...haha.

Best half time show ever? Steve, really? Don't get me wrong, great show, but best ever? What do you guys think?

Branzig is being blamed for the destruction of the OMG/Sandwich romance. Branzig's constant ragging on Mary has made her feel less of herself and she now doesn't want to be involved with any part of the show including Mike. I really don't think that Branzig could be blamed for this. I've made it clear on numerous occasions that OMG is my favorite on the show but i cannot side with him on this. Branzig is the insult comic on the show. This is a COMEDY morning show and Steve's humor may be insulting but it's also what makes some of the funniest things said on the show come out of his mouth. Why do you think people like Lisa Lampanelli and Don Rickles are some of the funniest comedians out there. Insults have that "i can't believe he just said that" feel and makes the statement that much more impactful. For the record, impactful is a word listed in the pot smokers dictionary. Anyway, back on track here...if Steve normally never said mean things but did about Mary then I can see how it would be a personal attack on her and in that case it would have still not been Steves fault, then it would be OMG's fault for not sticking up for her. However, that's not the case. Steve insults everyone. It's his style of funny. And IT IS funny. He teases Paul and Toast for being fat, Ron for being a boozer (exboozer), OMG for being and idiot, Webby for being a pussy...it's what he does. So bottom line is there is no one at fault here...Mary doesn't like being in a spotlight, it's not a bad thing about her, it's just that her personality doesn't like it. Unfortunately, her boyfriend has a job that is going to put her in that very same spotlight that she needs to avoid. There is no fault here, they are just not campatible personalities.

Here's some bar room trivia for you...according to Ron Magill from Metro Zoo it is legal to have sex with animals in the state of Florida. Do we need to hire some extra security around the cages there?

Paul and Toast got themselves into an argument about whether there are more Grateful Dead fans on the planet or College Football fans. Paul is shocked that there are still Hippies around. Steve with his comment "it's kinda sad" (refering to DeadHeads) made it clear that he was on Paul's side. Ron on the other hand was on Toast side with his comment about the way the fans dressed up for the Dead tribute band saying to Paul "how is that different from you painting yourself in orange and blue and driving up to gainsville all the time". When Paul did a google search he came up with about a quarter of a million pages on the Dead and over six million for college football. But thats just hits. It's not really a very scientific way to find out which has more fans. I personally don't care much about either one so I have no opinion on it. But I do know there is a bunch of you DeadHeads and college football fans out there so wanted to make sure i mentioned it.

Studios guest today was Ron Magill from Metro Zoo, and phone guests today were Annie Wershing from 24 and Nancy Wilson from Heart.

Ok, enough outta me for now.

My name is Dale and I'm a PnYR addict

Thanks for sharing

dale adelman

Well, it looks like that even though my charity drive to help out OMG and Webster was a complete failure, the end result may be the same. Now that the Sandwich has lost her bitching rights and Justin shut down the evil bitch in Michigan they may become roommates. Chicks off to their own new lives and our boys starting theirs over. Im writing this mid afternoon on saturday, so as I do this they should be in the middle of movin the cuban sandwich to the "expired" bin. Then we can get to the trial run. Now at first glance it would appear that this could never work...i mean, i know opposites attract, but these two are quite opposite. But if you really look you can see they have the same goals...get drunk, get laid, and get totally trashed but not too trashed to be at work at the same time...so even the work schedule would allow them to acheive the same amount of drunkedness on the same days. Now all we gotta hope is when they get to the getting laid part they bring other people home for that. Unless they plan on jerkin together watching porn which apperantly is no big deal to OMG...hey Justin, just make sure he keeps his hands on his own. It wouldn't make you gay, but then he'd be questionable.

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Thanks for sharing

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Paul started the show off sniffling. He's got a cold and sounds like it.

The Paul and Young Ron show has a new drug dealer. They call him Ron. Ron is not only driving around on percocets but he's also handing them out to Toast and Branzig. Ron isn't sure if it's wrong to share his pills. Toast of course does not see anything wrong with it since he is one of the benefactors of it. Paul sees it as completely illegal and wrong. I only think it's wrong because I didn't get any of them. HEY RON...I WANT 10 PERCS IN AN UNMARKED BAGGIE AND MEET ME AT THE CORNER OF 441 AND SANDALFOOT AT 6PM OR I'M TURNING YOU INTO THE AUTHORITIES. eh, was worth a try.

The cast was invited to Ron's Super Bowl Party...takes place saturday night, featuring "go teams" banners (he doesn't even know whose in the game). This has got to be a bit. This can't possibly be real. Who would have a party the day before the game especially if they have no intention on actually watching the game and couldn't care less about football. If he really is having a party saturday for the Super Bowl then i have to agree with Paul that this is the stupidest thing he's ever said. While he was explaining the party there was nothing else but silence in the studio. This is even dumber than last years couple that expected Paul to go to their wedding on Super Bowl Sunday.

Steve and Toast forgot OMG at home when they were supposed to pick him up for their party cruise. The city of Ft. lauderdale picked up the ticket to send a bunch of the radio guys on a 100' party cruise. Toast blames Steve for not telling him where to go to pick up OMG. By the time they remembered they were at the pier and used the excuse that since OMG's phone is still dead from the polar bear plunge thing that they would just abandon them. OMG did however email Toast knowing that Toast's email forwards directly to his phone. OMG rushes to the pier, the boat ramp is already pulled down so the boat can leave, but they let OMG on. He walks in and Toast and Steve are sitting back and drinkin wine and when they see OMG, they just start lauging. Steve...Toast...alone for awhile before planning to pick up OMG...I think we all know that marijauna may have played a part in this whole thing. If that does happen to be the reason for it, then all is forgivin. Keep it up guys. Good job.

Mancations...ok? or not ok? Is there anything wrong with a guy taking a vacation by himself just to take a break when he is married with kids? My opinion...absolutley not. Just because your married and agreed to spend the rest of your life with someone doesn't mean it has to be every waking minute. A guy should be allowed to take a vacation whenever he wants BUT must be willing to put up with the kids if the wife wants her time alone for the same reason. If you are one of those jealous boyfriends/husbands who would never let thier girlfriend/wife go away by herself then you have no right to go anywhere yourself. It has to be fair, if she can't leave, you cant...if she can, then go have a good time.

You cant win. As dmp said in our "you can't win" forum the answer to question 5 was indeed that they were all on

a tv show called "check please". Now we move on to the last and final question...this is the big one..."I, Paul Castronovo, have 7 of these...".  Ron wanted to know how she got the answer so fast.  She said it was on the website.   Mary, our you can't win player for the day, didn't want to mention our website, but finally OMG got it out of her when he asked if it was the "haveahectics". Mic's is not the answer to #6.

Paul ran into Tony Sparano and Pauls excited about Tony mentioning they will all go out for dinner sometime. Yet no one exchanged phone numbers or made any type of actual plans. Paul's just hoping. I know how Paul feels about getting excited about having a chance to hang out with a hero of his without ever actually doing it. I was super psyched when Sharp Dressed John and Dave Lamont and Toast and OMG and Steve Brancik all responded to my emails that they all wanted to get together with me and my friends to play poker. We were all very excited. But then I start getting the "we are working on a time thats good for all of us" and then a different reason then SDJ left the show and then they got back to me telling me that they are almost able to set it up, then Dave Lamont was off the show then Toast told me over the holiday break since everyone had 16 days off we'd play...and nothing. Was very exciting to know I was going to play Poker with some of my hero's from my favorite TV show. Now, meeting them all is easy since they are always doing events somewhere or another, plus I know a couple of them off the air, so thats not a problem. But hanging out with the whole show (minus paul and ron of course) to play poker with your buddies is just awesome...I assume...oh well, would have been fun.

Ok, thats it for me today.

My name is Dale, and I'm a PnYR addict

Thanks for sharing

dale adelman

OMG blames his "man-period" for his mood swings and the Sandwich isn't dealing with his PMS anymore. There is turmoil in the Mike house. It would seem that they are splitting up, but OMG's denial says they are not seperating, she's just moving out. Mike was getting a little upset with the callers that were trying to help him and getting a little pissy in the studio. If you were watching the show you can see him getting aggravated. I think he wants her to stay and worried that all this talking about it on the air is going to make it impossible for him to stay with her. My personal opinion is that he doesn't want to accept that this is coming to an end. In fact, I think it's a good thing. (you got lucky babe, you got lucky babe, when i found you...) I think he should be moving in with Justin. They are getting to be pretty good friends and Justin needs to get out of that hell hole prison condo. Justin's only reason for not just walking away from condo is that he can't afford to just give up the last and security. So i started a fundraiser for Justin and OMG to both be able to just walk away from their apartments and afford a new place. Please read my EMERGENCY AID FOR WEBBY blog.

The Paul and Young Ron Super Bowl Super Block Party is OFF. The NFL will not permit the show to have a Super Bowl party unless they pay the $100,000.00 licensing fee. This is their attempt to accomplish two goals...1. to force more people to watch at home to raise the numbers and increase value of advertising time and ...2. to piss me off. Well, they have achieved their second goal.

Why do i sense disaster? Something about sending OMG to the Obama inaugural celebration seems like it can only end in OMG getting shot or arrested and locked in a dungeon without ever seeing a courtroom.

Paul must be lonely these days. Monday he's talkin about how the guys aren't all friends, then tuesday he's reaching out to the listeners to be his friend in the new Paulies Pal contest.

Just 2 or 3 shows ago Steve got in trouble for giving the "correct" nod for the wrong you can't win answer...now he manages to get busted...well, not even busted...he admited to occasionally ignoring Pauls calls. Where the busted part came in was when OMG told Paul that he even has a special ring tone so that he knows it's Paul without looking. Of course you know Paul immediately called steve and then had Toast call him and indeed the rings are different. It's funny, just last week I said that OMG was out of the doghouse and then this Monday Paul says that OMG is the one he's closest with on the show. I can completely see Paul's point that these guys should all be friends off air as well since they click perfectly. I believe this is probably the best group the show has ever had...don't get me wrong, on an individual basis there are some past members that I adore, like Jenners who is probably one of my favorites from the Paul and Ron Show. But as a collective group this is the best Paul and Ron Show group ever...of course my opinion. Leave a comment if you agree....or don't. Now, on the other hand, i also see it from the other guys side...bottom line, this is their job. Yes they are all chillin laughing having a great time, but hanging out like a bunch of buddies at the bar IS THEIR JOB. After hours how many of you guys spend your free time with your co-workers. I have one co-worker that comes to my Wednesday night poker game...i never see the rest. Who wants to leave work and then go hang out with their boss? I especially like the bond that OMG and Paul are making, it really is a dad son type thing with them.

Paul may have bit off more then he can chew...starting this whole "why can't we be friends" thing started getting a little tense when things started coming out in Pauls "therapy" session. Tensions kinda built between Steve and Toast. It came up that Toast's wife does not like Branzig and actually won't go to events that Steves at. Then they brought up Steve lying to Toast about being in Tennesse over the holiday. The tone kinda changed in Steve and Toast's voice a little and it was getting a little less "funny" so Paul decided to stop what he started and went on to his bit about Tebow.

Poor Webby. For what sounds like a relatively nice guy he just keeps getting shat on. Starts off with his bitch girlfriend who doesn't seem to have any sense of humor at all (he's better off, he's a funny guy and she obviously can't appreciate it), then he totals his car by being the back car in a three car crash (thankfully no one hurt), and then he ends up being rushed into an appartment and has met the Condo Commandos. I could never live in an area that has an "association". I may be trailor trash, but i can do whatever i want at my place. I have a buddy that used to live in one of those east boca neighborhoods, his house was $1.2 million and he wasn't allowed to do his own gardening, he had to use an appoved landscape company. He wasn't allowed to wash his car in his driveway, he had to go to the club house area and use the car wash area and just a bunch of other rules...if i spend $1,200,000.00 on a house...and if i decide i want to stand in the driveway and piss on my mailbox...i damn well guarentee i'm gonna piss on my mailbox i tell you what. Now Justin has gotten himself into a situation like this but his rules are even dumber, at least my buddies rules was an attempt to keep the neighborhood pretty. Justin's rules are just dumb....like, must get approval for all door matts, can't have personal workout equipment in your apt, can't use dishwashers during certain times, they even had it in the contract that he had to get bored approval to have anyone stayover at his place...he made them change that, but it was one of the rules. To see the rest of these stupid rules go to http://pnyr.big1059.com/pages/Justin.html#

Ok, going to leave it there for now...it's my bedtime.

My name is dale and I'm a PnYR addict

thanks for sharing

dale adelman

The envelope please!!! Most of todays show is the 2008 clippy awards. Awards assigned to the best audio clips used during the year. I wish i had the know how to put each nominated clips here and the winners...but i don't.

Paul crushed the Sandwiches hopes to go to the boat parade and sit in the grandstand seating. Paul promised OMG 2 tickets to the parade, but when he got his package for the parade, he didn't have 2 extra tickets. So OMG got booted. OMG takes all the abuse and then gets screwed out of the benefits...so unfair.

It sucks these days being a Dolphins hater since they are doing so friggin well i have all my friends and co-workers giving me crap all the time. I still say they not only won't win the super bowl...but not make it there. Which means if they do make it i'm going to get a lot more crap. Sorry everyone, i'm a bucs fan. I don't have a home team since i'm from ottawa ontario so i had to pick a team, and i took Tampa. And don't start with me about the ottawa roughriders...i don't watch CFL...i don't think anyone does...even when i was still in canada my friends and i still watched the NFL. However, now that the NFL is trying to squeeze thier way into canada i will change my loyalties from TB only if Ottawa specfically gets a team.

Ok, the clippies, part 1.

First catergory...Grown men crying...and the nominees...
Bret Favre in "The final win with the packers"
Phil Fulmer in "The resignation speech"
OJ Simpson in "The sentencing"
Library man in "The library closing"
OMG mike in "Snakes on (in) a studio"
And the Clippy goes to...Library man in "The library closing"

Second catergory...911 calls...and the nominees are...
Mom calls on daughters in "Do you want us to come over and shoot them?"
Guy calls on himself in "I can't drive drunk."
Drunken 911 caller in "Can a cop follow my drunk ass home?"
Mr. All Nighter in "911 viagra call"
And the clippy goes to...Mr. All Nighter in "911 viagra call"

Third catergory...taser clips...and the nominees are...
Reluctant Woman in "resisting arrest"
Mr Talbit in "I'm not going to hang up the phone"
Mr DUI in "I'm not going to do your tests"
Chewbacca in "oooooooooo"
And the clippy goes to...Chewbacca in "ooooooooo"

Fourth catergory...angriest consumer...and the nominees are...
Angry Customer in "Go back to Iraq"
Mr. Jack in the Box in "Where's the sauce?"
Ms. Do not Call in "Telemarketers are Rapists!"
Mommy's boy in "How do you turn this F@#$ing thing off?"
Mr. Customer Service in "Cantbelieveable."
And the clippy goes to...Mr. Customer Service in "Cantbelieveable."

Fifth catergory...Freak outs...and the nominees are...
Chris Berman in "Can't everyone just stop for 10 minutes"
Gary Busey in "I don't give shout outs."
Queen of the Stone age in "Throw something at me, i dare you..."
Bill O' riley in "F@#& IT WE'LL DO IT LIVE..."
HSN Chick in "I've lost my mind"
And the clippy goes to...HSN Chick in "I've lost my mind"

Sixth Catergory...Celebrity farts...and the nominees are...
Leslie Neilson in "I didn't hear anything"
Farting Reporter in "that was a ripper"
Regis Philbin in "Secrets revealed"
Canadian Idol in "I just totally farted"
And the clippy goes to...Canadian Idol in "I just totally farted"

Seventh Catergory...Talking animals...and the nominees are...
The Goat in "What?"
The Dog in "Worst dog bark"
Democratic dog in "Obama"
Elmo Dog in "Dark side of the Bark"
And the Clippy goes to...Elmo Dog in "Dark side of the Bark"

And the Clippy's go on break to return tomorrow in the 7am hour.

I know a bunch of these clips are video clips i can track down on you tube, so i'm going to get as many together as i can over the next couple of days and post them on my Paul and Ron fansite at www.myspace.com/pnyrfansite

I'm going to bed...see y'all later

My name is Dale, and I'm a PnYR addict,

Thanks for sharing

dale adelman